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Return of the Attack of the Mutant Pizza!

by Unattractive Giant Monster

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1.
If I have a problem in my dreams You never tell me that No you won't tell me that If I am the problem The place that I'm at It's a place you'll never see It's taking me The vacancy We never thought about it Can't seem to talk about it So I tend to doubt it I'm clouded in my dreams You don't tell me that No you won't tell me that If I have a problem in my dreams No you don't tell me that No you won't tell me that If I am the problem Never used to bark a lot Now I'm snow in a parking lot Freezing here It's freezing here Floating out in space I bought a blanket just in case No use saving face Another comes with your replacement Have to look at my hands Have to look at my hands Have to look at my hands Have to look at my hands Have to look at my hands Have to look at my hands Have to look at my, have to look at my, have to look at my hands Pinch me now I'm gone I'm high above the lawn You say we'd fly forever as we crash into the ground in my dreams You don't tell me that You never tell me that If I have a problem Maybe I'm the problem Not in my dreams
2.
I wake up early let the fuckers in the yard So excited see 'em runnin' As if they think that they're their own Kirk or Picard That chicken's runnin' That chicken's runnin' That chicken's runnin' I don't have to verify me I don't have to verify me I think of all the things that I have gotta do Side up the space that I have fun in Of all the maintenance and things I gotta screw That chicken's runnin' That chicken's runnin' That chicken's runnin' I know a guy who doesn't wanna fight It's not from where but to he's gunnin' And in this case it's to what I like That chicken's runnin' I don't have to verify me I don't have to verify me See them go to bed As the night comes in Good night fuckers
3.
Don't Push 03:34
Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow You're nudging, I'm budging No need for your shoving I'm pleading no proding No poking, no joking You know what? The first thing I'm kidding, I'm leaving No fussing no fighting But knowing I'm growing tired of this shit Ask me how, I'm fine I'm fine, I'm fine Ask me how, I'm fine I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine Ask me how, I'm fine I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine Ask me how, I'm fine I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine There was a time I was fine getting pushed Hell, I was kind of pushing myself to the finish line of some race that just kept Winding and winding and winding and winding I'm not whining about how long or hard that road was I'm just finding that the longer I push through, the more I get pushed to do That smooth groove ends up grinding the gear And I fear that if this greased up cog starts binding The things that I'm not minding might blow up I need a sanctuary from what I can do Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow I don't have a limit, don't push me My head and heart is in it, don't push me I got an extra minute, don't push me I can bear and grin it, don't push me Ask me how, I'm fine I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine Ask me how, I'm fine I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine Finding it's not ordinary Running ragged raw and weary Working 'til that final cherry Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow Does this hurt, does this hurt, does this hurt, I don't think so, ow
4.
I can build a dam and not get wet I can make a metaphor my pet People may not know it I might seem an average joe But I'm a super hero guy At first look I'm understated When my power's activated I become a super guy People ask me if I can do anything I try I can lift a super jumbo jet, but no I cannot fly I cannot fly I cannot fly They thought that I'd grow into it A phase, but they all knew it I was not meant for the sky Down to earth they hated Maybe if they waited Their predictions would apply If I needed I might can do all the things you want me to Pressure or encouraged A commotion inner stirrage from a small crowd Lining up to witness the test results of my litmus As I go down People ask me if I can do anything I try I can lift a super jumbo jet, but no I cannot fly I cannot fly I cannot fly And for a moment I buy all those things they're sayin' They all egged me to try, oh no And for a moment I fly, heading fast and downward I hit the ground And I die
5.
Everything is crumbling down Panic spreading all around Try to run, try to flee Mutant creature from the sea Everything is crumbling down Buildings crashing to the ground Godzilla ruined my pizza party Fuck! People running everywhere Blood and guts, total despair Holy shit, nowhere to run The party's ruined, no more fun No one knows if you'll live or die Fire and smoke, blacks the sky News reports on TV, it's coming for you, it's coming for me Everything is crumbling down Panic spreading all around Try to run, try to flee Mutant creature from the sea Everything is crumbling down Buildings crashing to the ground Godzilla ruined my pizza party Fuck! Debris and dust fill the lungs Soon you'll die, darkness comes This is it, you're on your own The party's dead, now all alone Fear comes crawling 'round the bend Is this it? Is this the end? One last brew, one last slice The creature's blast turns out the lights Godzilla ruined my pizza party Fuck!
6.
Data 02:35
You see it's kind of easy I take a little bit here, little bit there Feelin' kind of queezy Take my hand, and with the other sign here Put 'em in the database Got another one, put 'em in the database Lost his son, put 'em in the database Bought a gun, put 'em in the database Put 'em in the database Just for fun, put 'em in the database Need someone? put 'em in the database What's he done? Put 'em in the database Pile 'em up, put 'em in the database Scared that you might need me, you gotta feed me Watch me stuff my face with data Don't you wanna please me? Let go, I'll steer Put 'em in the database Sink or float, put 'em in the database Yoga goat, put 'em in the database Had a smoke, put 'em in the database Put 'em in the database Likes to fight, put 'em in the database Works all night, put 'em in the database Needs a bite, put 'em in the database Pile 'em up, put 'em in the database Scared that you might need me, you gotta feed me data You've got to, put 'em in the database Likes to cry, put 'em in the database Sure that's why? Put 'em in the database You gotta feed me Put 'em in the database Had a kid, put 'em in the database Wish he did, put 'em in the database You know you need me, you gotta feed me data

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UGM's monstrous debut about brave & independent chickens, technocratic data collection and trademarked monsters destroying your pizza party. A real cosmic gumbo, this 17 minute foray will have you welcoming your new mutant pizza overlord.

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released January 20, 2023

Alec Ness - Drums
Alex Bowes - Guitar
Brandon Hepola - Guitar
Joey Ford - Vocals
Tom Reinert - Bass

All songs written and performed by Unattractive Giant Monster.
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Alec Ness.
Artwork by Alex Bowes and Kristen Sassenfeld.

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